Hundred
One year later and it’s my 100th and last post. That worked out perfectly.
I can’t post at work anymore. Well I could but I’d be in violation of the newly revised and enforced City policy and I tend to need my job. In addition to that I also feel a certain responsibility not to spend government time on my personal interests. Yes the fact that I was one of the handful of people who got a direct promotion helped in that.
Lead by example and all that.
I could post from home of course but that would require setting aside my precious time and some effort on my part. Any extra time I get to myself I tend to use washing dishes, making tomorrows lunches, and if I’m lucky playing some video games. (and if I’m really lucky, I get to give my wife the best two minutes of her day.)
So lets actually use this last post to accomplish something. (Originally I was going to write Lesbian porn dialogue for my 100th post.) Skip ahead as interest allows.
“Sometimes I think it’s a shame
When I get feelin’ better when I’m feelin’ no pain” – Gordon Lightfoot
World of Warcraft-
Is a great game. I am not a jaded WoW vet (are you Vanilla pricks giving us TBC babies vet status yet?). I think many people’s issues with WoW is how they approach the game. I do not have time for all the theory-crafting, strategy, class study, and number crunching I used to. This is a “me” problem. Instead I’ve got enough time to log in, maybe run a Heroic dungeon or two, plink away on my Goblin Protection Warrior alt, and BS with some friends over Mumble. Maybe next month I can start raiding again and see some of the new end game content months after other people have finished it.
I am okay with that. I don’t pretend to be a pro player on a pro server. I want to be a good player, who has fun playing the game. I don’t mind paying my dues and putting the time in to down an encounter with 9/24 other people. I will never be the kind of player that “demands” Blizzard nerfs the content to make it more accessible to me, however I will use any welfare gear and “Elemental Radiance” buff they give me.
I plan on continuing on with my healing Priest and my Warrior tank all through Cataclysm and maybe into whatever comes next.
“It’s not so much the things you say, love
It’s what you don’t say I’m afraid of…..” -Neil Diamond
Tittying-
It is naturally a weird thing because it’s done by people and when you get down to it people are weird little creatures. I am happy that I started tittying and I’m equally happy that I am stopping it. All things do end. The titty evolved from a strange little journal towards a more focused and strategy centered site. It had some great potential.
The main thing I always wanted to be is honest. My good parts, my bad parts, my smart parts, and my stupid-ass parts. I just wanted to be honest. I think by and large I did that (unless I’m lying right now).
In my opinion there’s a lot of bullshit floating around in (ugh I hate this word…) Blogosphere. It’s filled with ego, insecurity, and disingenuous. There are some titties that when I read them I just shake my head because it’s so obvious the author is just playing to their readers trying to provoke a response or being willfully ignorant for the sake of attention. I never wanted to do that. I was once told to “never write down to your readers”. I know it’s a fairly common quote, but I always tried to just talk to people like I would in real life.
One of my favorite things I started doing with this titty is adding the song lyrics. It’s based off my secret desire to be a Disc Jockey. I would love to have my own evening show where I can BS for 2-4 minutes and spin some tunes. Its odd sometimes the songs I’d pick wouldn’t seem to fit what I was talking about at all, but if you read into their lyrics you could apply them perfectly to what I was talking about.
And that’s my underlying philosophy about the EVERYTHING. Even the “broken” bits are perfect when held in context to their opposites. It is that which cannot be explained only felt.
“Oh, yeah, you wreck me, baby
You break me in two
But you move me, honey
Yes, you do” – Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
The Real Life-
This info dump is just for my friends and the people who would be friends if our paths crossed in the real world. Most of you know I disappear from sight every few years and won’t be seen for a year or two. That’s my thing. I exist in “bursts”. I still think it’s habitually from all the time we spent moving as a kid.
So since I feel a hibernation coming on, here’s a State of the Real Life address for you select few.
The kids are great. They teach me all sorts of wonderful and horrible things about myself. Son #1 is learning such life lessons as flanking, assaulting fixed objectives, and the difference between controlled burst and covering fire. Hey I’m not kidding, these things have a direct application when applied to real world social or work situations. He is a very kind, but quiet boy, who at times is disturbingly able to turn off his emotions like his old man. When he turns them back on it threatens to overwhelm him and I feel sad for him because I understand completely.
Baby girl is a spoiled, aggressive, sweetheart. And it’s mostly my fault. I relish in the fact that she throws better punches than her older brother, is 10x more stubborn, and will make some man’s life a living hell. She also has a soft endearing side where she’ll do random things like pick up a photo of her grandfather that fell on the floor and kiss it before she puts it back. I never wanted to treat her differently then my son, but I find myself doing it. I never think she’s unable to do something because of her gender, but I am far softer on her then I am on him. Where Son #1 can focus and adapt to overcome something she is a more-like a bull and she lowers her head and hits it head on leaving only two outcomes. It’s a common sight at my house to see her dressed in her princess costumes, pig tails bouncing, as she holds a Halloween knife chasing her brother “Ma’well” through the house intent on killing him. I don’t make any of this stuff up.
Son #2 is an enigma of sorts. He slides around on us. I’m not one for drawing attention to problems but Jessie and I have done everything from staring over his NICU crib at each other, both knowing he may not live through the night, to laughing at him because we put one of Baby Girl’s blonde wigs on him.
I’ve always hesitated mentioning his health issues, because we don’t exactly know whats going on. We think we have it narrowed down to 2-3 rare syndromes. The leading being one the Mayo clinic has only recorded 200ish cases of. I’m not getting into them not only because I don’t feel like you youtubing or googling them, it’s because we refuse to allow his condition to define him.
There are MILLIONS of kids worse off than him. We lost his twin earlier on in the pregnancy and being down at Riley Children’s Hospital showed us how lucky we are compared to some.
Currently he had been improving although he still doesn’t have a firm diagnosis or concrete path towards treatment, and this last couple of weeks has started to developing breathing issues again.
We are a long ways away from the struggling, oxygen dependent, bruised, tube fed baby we came home with. He smiles, giggles, “talks”, and has started rolling over on his own. His current hobbies are talking to shower curtains, eating his hands (or yours if he can), aND being licked by Chocolate Labs.
We will always acknowledge his issues but we will never let him define himself by them. Jessie and I are very proactive and aggressive when it comes to our kids (even to a flaw). We’ve got lots of calender dates lines up months from now and we just take one day at a time.
Fucking handle it.
Jessie is still my best friend even when she and I could willfully stab each other to death with knives. I don’t think you can ever truly understand something until you’ve started destroying it. She’s still a med-surg nurse at the hospital. She’s getting old. She scrapbooks now, plays DS, cooks, cleans, says “mom” things, and basically does everything I threatened to leave her over. She’s still my partner in crime and the closest I’ve ever come to believing in love. I don’t try to understand what we have or why I feel the way I do towards her. Such things are not meant to be understood only felt.
Or choked.
I’ve been working on some table top settings. Maybe if anyone’s around in a year or two we’ll throw some dice again. I gotta do something with all these stories in my head.
That’ll work for a year or two, yeah.
2AM
I picked my seven-year-old son up from school the other day (his school has a working planetarium in it, how cool is that?) and we were driving to Grandma’s to pick up the other two DPS when a radio ad for Deja Vu came on.
Son: “Dad what’s Deja Vu?”
Me: “A strip club.”
Son: “What’s a strip club?”
Me: “Well it’s a place where you can go and watch people, mostly women, take off their clothes and dance for money.”
Son: “That’s stupid.”
Me: “Why?”
Son: “Why would I go there and pay money to take my clothes off and dance?”
Me: “/facepalm”
“There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever’s mine” -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
The most important thing about healing isn’t your heals per second, heals per mana, combat regen, or cooldowns. It isn’t about Grid vs Vudoh, aura tracking, or castbars. It isn’t about absorbs vs directs vs hots vs smart heals.
It’s about knowing the encounter and understanding the incoming damage. Everyone should be saying “duh” right now, but until you understand this simple fact, you’ll always be making the wrong spell selection, over-healing, and falling into “heal holes”.
Once you understand the pacing of the damage coming in then you can start doing positive actions such as pre-casting, staggering cooldowns, and you’ll have much faster reaction times with your dispels and instants.
We’ve all been there. Running a new place for the first time. Your healing the tank, when from out of nowhere the party takes a huge chunk of damage and the boss starts pulsing an AOE. Now your juggling spamming the tank and AOEing the rest of the party and you feel yourself losing the incoming damage vs the outgoing heals battle. Often we panic at these moments and waste mana on your emergency heals and blow all of our cooldowns to power through it. Of course then, when it happens again during the next phase we’re all out of tricks and we wipe our party.
Been there. Done that.
But the key to getting around those hard phases is understanding three simple things. When it’s coming, when it stops, and what’s after it.
When it’s coming. When it stops.-
Wowhead. Plus Heal. You tube. Etc. The number one reason these sites are your best friends is not because they show you how to do something. It’s that their filled with people who wasted tons of attempts and died. Use the time they spent learning the encounter and the time other people spent commenting on the encounter to lessen the time you spend dying on a boss.
Remember that’s a core component of my WoW philosophy. Spend as little of your real life time as possible while learning to play as best as possible. You aren’t in an uber guild. You don’t need that extra .333% skill that hours upon hours of research will give you. Know the basic mechanics, don’t stand in stuff, tank, heal, and dps.
You don’t have to remember that Lord Dinglepuss deals 85980545k AOE Hamster based damage. You just need to know WHEN he does it so you can start to precast your longer cast timed spells. This way while he’s casting his damage your casting your heals to land right after the damage hits. It’s almost like you get a free cast by doing this. Instead of standing there waiting for the damage, then waiting 2.3 seconds while your casting your response heal, you’ll be able to fit almost two heals into that same window.
In addition you need to know how long that high level of damage is going to be heading your way. Can you get away with spam healing through it? Are you going to waste a cooldown you need later if you pop it? Does the next phase’s mechanics negate any healing you’re doing now, ala Baron Ashberry?
What’s after it.-
So you’ve gotten through the first phase of the encounter. But at what cost? Your out of mana, your regen abilities are on CD, and you’ve got one little potion, and the boss still has 75% life. You aren’t going to make it through the remainder of the encounter because you’ve shot your wad due to your not understanding of the first phase.
High Prophet Barim is a perfect example of this. When I was first running him on Heroic, I was having to power heal through his Fifty Lashes and toss my Lightwell near the tank. I could get through it, but due to mine and the DPS’s lower gear score we didn’t have the “umph” to make it through the Shadow phase without my mana being drained 100%.
Enter a quick peek at Wowhead. It took about 50 seconds during a res, to figure out that we could Disarm him during his Fifty Lashes and make the tank’s incoming damage almost a joke. We one shot him right afterwards. If we hadn’t taken a peek to figure out how to get through that first phase I could have never made it through the rest of the encounter.
Rearmed with an understanding of how to ease my burden in the first phase I could now start to soften up the Shadow phase. Instead of tossing my Lightwell by the boss to help with the Lashing, I could place it along the kiting path so tanks and deeps could take a puff on it as they passed it. This let me get out of the Shadow phase with 35% mana, Divine Hymn, and a potion still up and ready for use instead of completely tapped out.
Know what’s coming. How long it lasts. Know what’s coming after it. This is the best tool you have in your healing arsenal.
You know why running a Heroic is always 10x easier the second time? It’s because you know that “this” trash mob deals spiky damage. That “this” pack likes to AOE or that “they” like to deal burst damage on a random party member.
Don’t be content. When you have trouble with an encounter figure out why. I got my ass handed to me by Beauty the other night. Fears totally screwed up my world. (We could have done a little better with our CC too.) There’s got to be a better way to do this encounter. Instead of just blindly going in there and giving it the old college try the next time it pops on random, I’m going to hit Wowhead and spend 5 minutes figuring out what I can do to be successful in there.
Be proactive. Take a couple of minutes to figure out what’s giving you a hard time and fix it. The stat weight of being a “smarter” healer outweighs the stat weights of Int, Spellpower, and Spirit combined.
“But I live with what I’ve known
And then maybe we might share in something great
But won’t you look at where we’ve grown
Won’t you look at where we’ve gone“ -Candlebox
I always chuckle when I read Looking For More’s “Corporate Raider” dry erase cartoons. I do not work in a corporate environment but I think I’m actually on a lower ring of hell. City government. I cannot tell you the sheer amount of stupidity I deal with on a daily basis. In a given day you can have the meeting where the public is invited, the “big” meeting with the Mayor’s staff, the “other big” meeting with your Director, and the “real” meeting where you and your fellow supervisors talk about how to actually accomplish what everyone wants, given the resources you actually have. This last meeting is usually had at a diner, bar, or couch whilst drinking coffee, booze, or coffee with booze and it always accomplishes more than all the previous meetings combined in 1/5 of the time.
Seriously. I think these people do this shit just to feel important.
As of right now we are on Def Con:4 with what’s being dubbed “Operation: Snow Control” ready to be put in effect. Meh. You’d swear it was an “re-election” year. Operation: Snow Control… I’d much rather be running Operation: Boobie Gobbling.
It’s winter. It snows. Handle it.
Highway
Their changing our computer policy at work because someone, somewhere got stupid and greedy. Writing a political blog on work time while being paid by the very same administration that your blogging against, is a bad idea and of course now everyone must suffer (or at least must follow policy.)
I only titty at work.
/shrug
Dunno what I’m going to do yet. Maybe a flash drive?
Friends and liars don’t wait for me, ‘Cause I’ll get on all by myself.
I put millions of miles under my heels;
And still too close to you I feel. -Audioslave
Warbringer
Just a half-ass observation while I drink my coffee.
When I heal, I feel very connected to my party. I’m talkative (“your standing in shit!”), I’m very aware and plugged in (“Uhhh that players too far away for Lightwell…”), and I feel this weird kinship with my party.
But when I tank I don’t give a shit.
Maybe it’s because my Warrior is like the unwanted dog who gets passed around to multiple owners via LFG. But I’ve got a strange disconnect with the rest of my party and I’ve always secretly believed that tanks, not only tanks mobs and bosses, but they also tank against the rest of the party.
Why do I get this huge chip on my shoulder when I tank? I actually find healing to be more stressful (and I enjoy it), then I do the act of tanking.
Going further down that road, the only part of tanking I find stressful at times is the fact that I am a tank. Tanking mobs is easy, but sometimes it’s a pain being a tank because people don’t want your Hunter to come DPS, they don’t want you to switch to a DPS spec, they want to lock you in as the tank.
And I’m not whining. The level of stress I feel isn’t comparable to any real life stress, but it’s more of an annoyance. I mean I like that I have a class that can be useful, but man sometimes I just wanna do something else besides stand there and get face smashed by a boss. (It can be quite un-engaging at times.)
On my tank I go from pack to pack as fast as my healer’s mana and DPS capabilities will allow. I don’t “see” the rest of the party. I spin my camera and pull any mobs headed their way, but they are just a lump of pixels that follow me around the instance.
Is it just because on my Warrior I constantly feel this urge to “gogogogogo”? I mean Warbringer is freaking awesome. I find myself constantly pulling on my warrior to keep my rage up, get ahead of the locks and hunters who like to shoot before I even touch a mob, and get my rend/thunderstomp in on the pack before my party catches up.
On my Paladin I was very measured and paced. I liked to chain pull, but everything was smooth, orchestrated, and “safe” in my “969” rotation (haven’t tanked on it in Cata). I was the elite badass guy striding across the battlefield destroying my enemies with ease as they came at me in measured, even paces like you see in the movies. If I need too I can draw on the strength of the Light and heal myself and protect myself from damage. After the fight I am unscathed and pure.
On my Warrior it’s more like a rolling street fight, where everything blurs. I Charge in ahead of everyone else, put a Bleed on em, slam the ground, and start tabbing through targets, dropping Cleaves, Sunders, Shield Slams, and Shield Bashes. This red haze settles over me and I become a swirling machine of death. If a mob tries to run away I Shield Bash it in the head. The only escape is death. As I kill mobs via Cleaves, then boom Victory Rush starts proccing and I want to cackle as a mad man because the more stuff I kill the more life I gain. I am the berserker on the battlefield with all the arrows sticking out of me, covered in my own blood and the blood of my enemies.
To me the two classes have two very distinct feels when it comes to tanking on them. Yet the Warrior pushes me even further away from my group then my Paladin did. With my Paladin it was more “Let’s go together.” while on my Warrior it’s just “Follow me.”.
Chargechargechargecharge. “Thanks for the group.” Leave.
And I’m not a dick about it. I always make sure my healer is around and try to keep the stress off them. I turn my targets and try to go a bit slower if I’ve got melee DPS (so they don’t have to chase shit all over).
When I’m tired from the day it’s far easier for me to log in and tank something then it is for me to log in and heal something. Healing just seems to bring out more of an investment in me and sometimes I just want to get in, get out, and get it done. When I’m tanking, I can just shut off and be “alone”.
Dunno.
Half A Heroic: LCT
Below: My Holy Priest colored glasses look at the Lost City of Tol’vir.
Now: Random riffs.
Re: MMO Champion. How long is all that paladin pink going to stay at the top of the recount meters? Dunno, but 85% of us aren’t pro enough that we should care.
Journalism, social responsibility, and WoW. Man talk about three topics that I never want to even think about in the same sentence. It really is a slow week when this shit is getting kicked around.
WoW is dead. Or at least its old player base is. Yes that’s 95% of you. No I’m not mad at you. I can’t expect you to get married, get real jobs, have kids, and play the same game for five years. Notice the lack of passion in the Cataclysm fan provided content? Look at the Wowhead comments or lack there of. Look at the once rabid class sites. Look at your own blogs.
It’s alright. Nobody blames you. Everything has an end. You’ve moved on.
Re: Curious- Would a gangbang count as AOE damage?
Coming up this week: Half A Heroic: Grim Batol, we (lol “we”) finish SFK, and I giggle like a little chubby girl as my Spirit almost hits 4k when my trinkets and staff proc and Heal becomes “free to cast”.
Half A Heroic: Lost City of Cat Dude- style- (are there no female Cat “Dudes”? And if there were, would they have multiple furry juggs? I’d hope so. When I was a kid we had a Chihuahua with nine nipples. Not 10, not 8.)
The Trash-
It’s all boring. But you can handle all of it in Chakra: Serenity. I tend to automagically go into Chakra: Sanctuary as a default mode but Serenity can handle more than I think we give it credit for. Your party will rarely take AOE damage to death except on bosses so just keep your deeps stable and you can just direct heal your tank.
Oh but watch out for the Tol-Vir Merchants. They try to hit your face with a kumquat. Seriously. They throw fruit. 15 feet tall and they throw fruit…
K. This boss is simple in theory. It’s not much different then it is on reg. HOWEVER, this boss was the hardest I had to heal on the entire instance. I would recommend healing this encounter in Sanctuary due to the large amounts of AOE damage that end up flying around, especially if your group is all melee like mine was. In hindsight the tank damage on this encounter is very light.
Bombs baby. Bombs. Supposedly they are easy to avoid. They were not. We had players (myself included) running into them, getting tossed into them, blowing up other people with them, etc. It hurts. Eventually we ended up having our tank kite the General around the two pillars in a circle (which borks Holy Word: Sanctuary, but don’t worry). This kept our happy little feet away from the bombs and made the encounter 10x easier to heal. Toss Lightwell in the middle between the pillars and demand that people click it when they go by. The other damage is not really worth mentioning. Yeah someone will get randomly pounded via Bad Intentions. Yeah Shockwave hurts move out of it, yadda yadda. Handle it. This is Half A Heroic we only talk about half the stuff, so deal.
Two things. 1. I should have been moving ahead of the tank along his kite path instead of being in Chakra: Noob and lingering behind with the bombs. 2. You can Lifegrip a player down who bugs and gets stuck on an object after they get bounced via Bad Intentions.
I have no idea why people have problems with this fight. Drop a Lightwell as appropriate near Lockmaw for your deeps. You can stand on the Croc statues and not take damage and avoid the Croc adds supposedly, but seriously it’s not all that hard to hit Fade. Our tank just picks them up and DPS burns then down.
Not really much to mention here. Yeah the little Pygmy Augh comes in and whirlwinds. It damages people. It’s your job to heal damaged people, blah.
The Croc does have an Enrage at 30% but I never even noticed if our Rogue Shived it off (remind Rogues they can Shiv off Enrages now pleasethankyou). All in all a simple fight except when you screw the pooch, forget to heal yourself because you’re trying to get your Shadowfiend to target the boss, and you Fail Angel. WTF is with Shadowfiend lately?!?!?!
Augh jumps in at this point (you still have time to res and regen before he is pulled) and he does some more Whirlwind type stuff. Kite him when he’s WW (and he is tauntable during this), hope someone else cleanses Paralytic Blowgun Dart (you can Cleanse it off yourself if your specced for it), and wait for Augh’s Enrage (+60% damage). Wowhead doesn’t seem to think you can remove this Enrage, so just act accordingly and Guardian Spirit it or have your tank blow some CD’s.
Wipe city till we did one simple thing. More on that later. So yeah High Pro can be a bitch. First off let me mention that if you Fail Angel in the Shadow Phase it pops you out into the “Sun” Phase and you can’t heal anyone. At best you can hope for a Kumquat on your face from a Tol’vir merchant.
Secondly. Your Lightwell WILL transfer over to the Shadow phase nicely. However I don’t recommend placing it near the boss. Instead place it in the middle of the path that you’ll be kiting the Dark Phoenix during the Shadow phase. This way your deeps and tank can heal up as they move around.
This fight is extremely mana intensive. Get used to your deeps hovering around 30% during the Shadow phase. Do not panic like me and PoH them back up constantly. Your HW: Sanctuary works great in the Sun Phase but in the Shadow phase it’s kinda wasted. I still stayed in Sanctuary for some extra umph on the AOE heals.
Pro tip. Don’t be a noob like me and go stand in his Hallowed Ground. It looks just like your HW: Sanctuary graphic.
K we could talk about what everyone is SUPPOSED to do during this fight but we don’t care about them. We only care about Holy Priests and to a lesser extent other healers. Don’t be afraid to pop Divine Hymn during the Shadow phase at all. The boss himself doesn’t hit that hard once you figure out how to keep your tank from taking a metric ton of damage via Fifty Lashes.
The problem we ran into was that I can heal through the Fifty Lashes, no problem. It just it caused me to burn through my mana (especially with people standing in the sun beam of doom) and for me to be bone dry by the time we dropped out of the Shadow phase. You can probably do Chakra: Serenity during the Sun phase no problem, then switch to Sanctuary during the Shadow phase.
Fiddy Lashes and how to beat it. Disarm. The end. Our tank went from taking big gobs of damage to a small amount that Renew/Heal could keep up with. If you don’t have disarm I’ve also heard that kiting him can cut down on your fiddy lashes. Or maybe you’re a baller and can heal through it and have enough mana left for the rest of the encounter. I cannot yet.
This like many fights is one where the more DPS you have the easier it’s going to be for you. If there’s one thing in this encounter I can’t stress enough, it’s to PACE yourself. This fight is all about proper spell selection and the “rippin’ and the tearin'”.
And in the grand design of our Half a Heroic reviews we come to the point in the instance where I basically only run half the heroic. However no big legged baby could pull me away this night as usual, instead the endless march of time would be my nemesis. We put in one attempt on the boss and decided “screw it, we’re tired” and two healed it. So off logs his DK and in logs his Resto Druid and we had a blast laughing and giggling as we two-healed the final boss.
So I have never actually finished the final boss by myself but it seems entirely doable. One thing to mention is Lightwell can be a pain in the ass to place in this fight as it seems some of the floor blocks line of sight. However I did notice a few things that gave me pause on the first attempt.
Obviously this fight lends itself quite easily to Chakra: Sanctuary and you can drop HW: Sanc right on the group that’s killing the large Servant of Siamat add. These adds cast a Thunder Crash as they die which stacks a nasty/good debuff on your players, Lightning Charge. This not only causes your party to take more damage it also allows them to deal more damage. The bad part is that it stacks and can get out of hand if your handling Chain Lightnings from the other adds, spells from Siamat, and players standing in the green swirls. Remember to keep moving your feet during this encounter because this area is large enough that players can get out of range as they chase down the adds.
Don’t be ashamed to ask a Hunter or Shammy to toss-up Nature Resist as theirs a TON of nature damage being flung around.
We could have done this encounter without us switching to two heals but it was far easier to just half-ass it. My old healing partner and I completely trivialized it by two healing it.
During the second phase Siamat will toss players around and into nasty stuff on the ground. This part feels like a burn phase to me. Hit your CD’s like Guardian Spirit and Divine Hymn to power through it. You’ll want to keep your party high on health since there’s so much AOE damage going around. I don’t think you’d ever need to get out of Chakra: Sanctuary for this encounter.
Lost City of Tol’Vir, Half A Heroic style.
Half a Heroic: SFK
See we here (and by “we” I mean just me) at The Gray Place (I linked myself LOFL) don’t believe in being the best you can be. We don’t want you squeezing out an extra .1337 DPS by changing all your gems to the new epic hotness for your ilvl 300 gear. Instead we advocate using Wrath gems because their cheaper and ALMOST as good. We want you to save your money to pimp out your pre-raid gear.
We don’t want you to slave over forums, elitist jerks, wowhead, and youtube to find the hidden Theory of Everything for WoW so you can be a true Kung Fu Master (in a video game *snort*). Instead we want you to do simple things to make you a better player like key binding, understanding the encounter, and making smart choices during said encounter.
Simply put, we (and by “we” I still mean, just me) want you to put in the minimal amount of your real life’s time into this game and get the maximum output into the game itself. Your real life is far to precious and should be spent eating pie, petting puppies, fucking billy goats, and other things you enjoy.
So all that being said. In the grand tradition of being a “casual” WoW player I bring you…
Half a Heroic: Shadowfang Keep style. (Largely written for Holy Priests btw, since that’s all I really give a shake about atm.)
First. Why start with SFK? Because as a priest you wear the equivalent to gauze bandages. No srs. Your job is to stand there in presence of freaking dragons and wear something completely flammable. Cloth! Cloth brings you to SFK. There are 5 cloth drops alone in SFK. Sure some don’t have spirit on them but if you whine enough to can steal them from a Warlock (psst, they aren’t real people anyway) and reforge them. Get it into your heads. Cloth = SFK.
Second. It’s the only heroic I’ve run. Hey some of us have real lives…
Honestly if your worried about being ready for Heroic SFK I can’t give you a magic number of “OK GO!”. But myself I went in there with an equipped 227 ilvl, 1600kish spirit, and Potions of Concentration. Forget everything else. Take a handful of PoC with you. It makes your life 10x easier and their dirt cheap.
Trash-
The trash is largely boring in the front half of SFK. However I would like to mention that Mindless Horrors have a Fear and can drop some damage on melee party members. They hit pretty hard and can be easily pulled as a single mob (which I’d recommend for now).
First time I went to SFK I didn’t understand this boss and laid there dead on the floor as I watched our Rogue tank and kill him. After the lightbulb went on the next time I went through I kept everyone alive.
Forget what you’ve heard about this fight. It’s actually easy due to two facts. 1. The Stay of Execution he casts does your job for you. 2. The hard parts of the fight are other people’s problems.
This fight calls for going into Chakra: Sanctuary as it’s all AOE healing and you’ll tank him right where he’s standing. As always pre-pull you’ll want to drop your Lightwell (which won’t aggro bosses remember) off to his side so your pesky Rogue doesn’t stand on top of it. This Lightwell is extremely important in this fight because he will at one point lift everyone up in the air and “stun” them so you won’t be able to heal and reduce their health to like 1%. HOWEVER Lightwell is still clickable during this so make sure you party knows to click it when they are up in the air.
So you’ve got your LW down, your PoM on the tank, you’re in Chakra: Sexual Healing mode, and you start the encounter. Everyone is going to be clumped up pretty tight together so toss down your Holy Word: Sanctuary and then do nothing. No seriously because eventually the good Baron is going to Asphyxiate the entire party down to 1% health so don’t bother wasting your mana. Click the Lightwell while your unable to cast, Circle of Healing as soon as you land, then I toss out a Prayer of Healing and then I stop healing by and large. Don’t invest your mana in party health that your just going to lose again next phase.
In fact about the only thing you’ll be doing for the rest of the party is dispelling the Wracking Pain dot off your party. This MUST be dispelled because it does stack and will wreck your day in a hurry with all the AOE damage in this fight. Otherwise just sit back, keep your tank around 60% and your golden until the last phase of the fight. (FYI I like to drink a Potion of Con right after I heal up the party after Asphyxiate.)
At 20% the boss will start to drop large amounts of damage on everyone due to his Calamity ability. As long as you just didn’t come out of Asphyxiate you’ll push through this just fine dropping Divine Hymn and rounding out with a few spammed Prayers of Healing. Obviously you’ll want mana during this stage and you should have plenty since you’ve been under healing this whole fight.
This fight is made for Holy Priests.
Almost a complete tank and spank. I tend to do this one in Chakra: Sanctuary but I don’t suppose it really matters. The only thing that you really need to look out for in this encounter is a massive healing debuff he puts on the entire party, Cursed Veil. Don’t click the link I’ll save you some time. CV not only deals party wide damage, it also puts a debuff on the target that negates 75% of your healing. That can hurt once he starts summoning adds, your tanks being pounded on, and you find yourself in a “heal hole”. (That’s where your behind on your healing and trying to pull life bars out of the “hole”.) It seems like CV could be interrupted since it has a cast time but your deeps are probably going to be busy burning adds.
The half-hearted info I’ve found on the adds all show they don’t do anything major and therefore “aint yo problem”. Heal around it. At any rate, that CV debuff hurts and once I tried dropping a Mass Dispel and I nearly cried as my entire mana bar went away since it was about an 8k mana cost. Bleh. It’s up to you on what you want to do with the debuff, but I tried just keeping everyone topped up once it hit and just healed as normal through it. There’s a decent delay between his casts of CV so just get everyone back up around 80% and you should be fine before the next one hits. If I take it off anyone I take it off the tank.
K this is the one EVERYONE and their mother says to be afraid of. But you’re not gonna be because your no punk ass wanksta. This is like many other encounters in WoW. If you do it wrong it’ll seem impossible. If you do it right, you’ll be all “no big deal”.
The most important part of this fight are the adds. Both adds have an ability that gives Commander Rick Springvale an Unholy Power buff. Once he has three stacks he will cast some nastiness on your tank and party. The first is a cone affect and while it hits hard it’s “meh just damage” and you’re a Holy Priest and Blizzard says it’s your job to heal damage. The second ability is downright bugfuck nasty… Word of Shame. Yes it’s the same word your mom used when she found you in the bathroom with a copy of Chunky Asses. This acts as a soft enrage effect and eventually you will be out of mana and unable to heal through it.
So while adds are generally not your responsibility, these adds are Undead. Being a Priest you have some of the best Undead crowd control around in Shackle. If needed you should Shackle one of the adds while the party burns down and interrupts the other from buffing Rick Springvale. Then burn down the Shackle and the boss is basically a tank and spank.
We ended up pulling the boss all the way out to the courtyard and CCing the adds as soon as they ran out the kitchen, but your mileage may vary. In addition to the adds Springvale drops a DnD on the ground so your tank should move him out of it. Our tank just slaps his back to a wall (cutting the DnD in half) and moves him up and down the wall as needed. If you do get a second set of adds, just CC and rinse, lather, repeat. Now I’ll be honest the second time we did this boss he evade bugged, but he reset on his own sans adds and it was a yawn fest.
You MUST control/burn the adds at this stage in the game. If your party can’t do it, then their being stupid and it’s not your job to heal through stupid. Opps forgot. One of the adds has a Mortal Strike debuff too. Blah, fucking handle it.
Bang dead boss.
And now you’re at the point that I’m at. Where your happily healing along, chatting in vent, and drinking your coffee and your big legged infant decides he’s going to wake up screaming (single dad duty that night and to be fair I did prewarn the party) or your previously mentioned big legged son wakes up and decides to wet through his diaper and get his jammies and his sheets, so you apologize real quick and log off to go change sheets and help out your wife. Same spot. Both times.
The deadliest boss in all of Shadowfang Keep… my son. For the record I’ve sworn off Heroics until he starts sleeping through the night. I don’t mind ditching WoW for real life, but I don’t want to waste four other people’s time.
Tada. You can now heal Half a Heroic: SFK-style.
Snow
k back.
Patch 4.0.6 PTR notes sayith…
“Binding Heal and Holy Word: Serenity now refresh the duration of Renew on the target, in addition to the other direct heals.”
And let me me tell you why I LOVE this more then the CoH buff. HW: Serenity is an instant cast spell.
Forget everything else. Focus on the fact that it’s an instant.
Keeping Renew refreshed on the tank is no big deal. It’s easy. But lately I’ve been poking about putting Renew on a DPS player and seeing how often I can keep it refreshed in order to try and get a maximum return on my Renew initial cast.
However, often I’d find myself unable to keep that Renew rolling on the DPS due to everything else I’m doing. I’d look down and notice I’d only have less then three seconds left on the Renew before it ticked off and I couldn’t get a Heal off in time to refresh it.
Enter HW: Serenity. Now you can. I am not declaring uberness due to this change. I am however declaring that if it goes through it might just become feasable to keep that Renew rolling on a DPS in certain situations.
And I can cast Binding heal to refresh it too!?!?! Wicked.
Meh. State of Mind. Personally I’m not specced into it as of right now anyway, but a talent that low in your tree should be useful. Lets hope they change that too, if Chakra is going to last longer then some of you in the bedroom.
And if this math is correct in this thread, then even the Prayer of Healing nerf wasn’t that big of a nerf for Holy priests as it seems to be on the surface.
Mind Sear still weak if the buff goes through? Hmm. Maybe they could work in an increased percentage of Shadowy Apparition proccing. This way you still have to dot up your targets before you start lolsearing and you can’t move while channeling Sear to tweak your SA proc rate even further.
“Sometimes we’ll listen to others
And I can be wrong…
Put a little love in bit of candy
We gonna climb high, higher than a mountain” -Mathematics
I think I got to play WoW three times the whole 10 days I was on vacation. Silly me. Here I thought to myself, “man I’ll get my ilevel up for Heroics, starting grinding through some, get my face mashed in, but have a blast because it’s a challenge, FORTHAHORDE!, etc”.
But no. I didn’t even get past ilevel 327.
I did go out for dinner (an average Ribeye) and drinks (weak Gin and Tonics) alone with my wife. It was so nice, not hearing the roar of my spawn in the background. We spent the whole dinner talking about them and of course then we went shopping at Toys “R” Us for them after dinner.
…
I did nothing but cart kids around to various assorted schools, doctors, and play Xbox all vacation.
Is Resident Evil Five racist? That was the knee jerk reaction back when it was released. I honestly don’t care. I’ve been killing stereotypical ethnicities my entire gaming career and this time it’s supposedly different? All I know is Chris Redfield is nowhere near as pimp as Leon Motherfucking Scott Kennedy is. Poser.
Five kinda is missing the Resident Evil Foh mark, IMO.
“She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love” -Radiohead
I know some healers get annoyed with Warrior tanks who pull quickly and charge ahead without the rest of the party. After tanking on my lowbie warrior I’ve figured out two reasons why.
1. To get rage, in order to ACTUALLY USE YOUR FUCKING ABILITIES!
2. To use said abilities before THE FUCKING DPS STARTS SPAMMING SHIT BEFORE YOU EVEN TOUCH THE MOB. HELLO FUCKFACE DONT AOE BEFORE I GET OFF MY REND SO I CAN THUNDERSTOMPY THE PACK AND SPREAD REND AROUND LIKE AN STD AT A FRAT HOUSE.
Srs. I’m not a pally that starts with a full mana bar. I work backwards. I have to actually hit people or get hit by them to… you know… like tank.
And quit fucking killing critters. I use them to generate rage pre-pull.
Jackwagons.
I realized I really missed tanking.
Dissonance
84.5 and I just stepped into Uldum.
Random thoughts? Immature behavior? PuG stories? Top 10 lists?
You betcha. This post has it all.
“That’s me on the street with a violin under my chin
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish.” –NOFX
Adam we both know your only going there to get that rare Sparkle Kangaroo mount.
Ran 2/3 instances last night as Shadow. Am I just supposed to dot up skull, SW:P all the other mobs, then go back and MB/MF skull? Is that what Spriest AOE is these days? Well that’s what I did.
Mind Control is fun. I’ve never has so much fun being the the body of a furry, four-legged, cat dude my whole life. If it had boobs I’d never leave the house.
So basically all Cataclysm bosses can be explained in 3 brief sentences. Stay out of stuff. Move “here” when “this” happens. DPS down the adds. What? That’s not some new fangled game design? Crazy.
We had a DK nerd rage on us due to his death on a trash pull. He tossed around l2Ps, fails, sux his dix, and at one point called our healer an abortion. He then linked his DPS on trash and was booted or left, I honestly don’t remember. We had zero wipes, made it through the whole dungeon fairly quick, and still he wasn’t happy. Maybe he just wanted to go sit in a 45 minute queue.
Why do Disc priests say Holy is easy and Holy priests say Disc is easy? And furthermore why does anyone really give a damn if it’s true one way or another? Isn’t your job to keep your party up? Just STFU and do your job. Tank this, DPS that, and Heal them. Besides we all know Resto druids are EZMode. Kidding- the only reason I put a disclaimer on this is because both my healer partners were/are Trees and I would automagically take them into every single raid with me.
Because their OP.
2011 is bound to be yet another year people wall themselves in a protective bubble filled with “like-minded” people via the guise of community, facebook, twitter feeds, blogs, poli/social clubs, and brand identification. They’ll live in an environment where these things are mirrors of their own “beliefs” and reflected back upon themselves, becoming completely retarded (in the original sense of the word) and stagnant to any external ideas or stimulus.
Sit in your bubbles. The real world is still out there and it’s got sharp edges. And some of us teach our kids to play with knives.
“turning true emotion
into digital expression
one by one we all fall down” -Bad Religion
I hate end of the year top ten lists. Here’s mine.
Top Ten Things Healers Need To Get Over in 2011-
- Keeping your party at 100% health.
- Not getting your propers.
- Yes those fucking Mages will roll on items with Spirit.
- Starting a trash pull without being at full mana.
- Just because your DPS has healing abilities, doesn’t mean they’ll use them.
- Healing through stupid.
- Not telling someone whose standing in stupid to get out of the stupid or don’t get healed.
- DPSing in your downtime (What? You want the DPS to heal during their’s right?).
- Letting the tank run them ragged.
- Letting someone die.
“release me from moral assumption
total rejection total destruction
nihilistic feelings are moving
if you try real hard you’ll see right through them” -Rancid
I’m off on vacation till January 10th so I probably won’t be posting much if at all. I’m going to an excitable, loud, violent at times (never touch my daughter’s stuff. Ever.), raucous place. My house.
It’s filled with two stupid Chocolate labs named after Star Wars characters, two formerly stray cats, a lovely chubby red-head wife, a seven-year-old nerd son, a crazed Cheerleader/Amazon three-year-old daughter, and a four-month-old baby who has a big leg and doesn’t believe in sleeping at night.
It’s the only place I’ve wanted to be all year.
Nada
I am perhaps the “worst” gamer in the world.
I actually enjoy the games I play.
My wife totally fucked me over by getting a new coffee maker. I liked our old one. I knew EXACTLY how to make the coffee taste like battery acid, Guinness stout, and aspirin. Now it’s all “clean” tasting. Selfish wench, this new one is all fancy.
I have not even been trying to level in Cataclysm and I am almost 84 on my main. Seriously, I’m barely even playing right now. Most nights I don’t even log in till after 10:30 pm, the baby is napping (sleep ha!), the chores are done, and I’m getting my second wind.
I’ve run quite a few dungeons now and it’s still my preferred place to level. Questing is something I do when I want just mind numbing “fun”.
SIDENOTE: I will never level a pure DPS spec again. 45 minute Q times. Go fuck yourself. The end.
Unlike some folks who haven’t even run heroics, but will go into great detail to tell you their thoughts on them, based on their observations of other people’s opinions, I will not opine about heroic dungeons and my thoughts on them. However I am looking forward to them greatly, especially seeing just how hard a bad pug can make me work healing a normal run.
I’m at an odd spot in my guild. I do not run instances with them, due to my short playing availability and the fact that they “all” are level 85 and doing heroics. Some folks would bitch about that but I don’t. I like my guild quite a bit and my availability is a “me” problem. Not theirs.
I’ve got a group of friends I usually can tag a run along with if I don’t want to subject myself to the brain drain that a pug group can bring. Besides it’s nice to sit back on Mumble and chat with players you’ve played with for three years.
“Comin’ down the mountain,
One of many children ,
Everybody has
Their own opinion.” -Jane’s Addiction
I am hungry for fried chicken.
It is my supreme position and official party line that chickens are reason enough alone for an alien species to conquer us. They are small. They cluck. And they taste delicious when fried with a salty/spicy coating. If I was the Most-Tallest of an Alien planet I would order Earth’s enslavement and subjugation of their tasty poultry.
Jesus Christ do you realize how amazing, good fried chicken really is? You can eat it hot with its juices flowing across your tongue or you can eat it cold the next day, meat ripped from the bones sprinkled with salt and pepper. I could eat it everyday.
“Oh, such tacos will I give!” -Invader Zim
I never level trade skills this early in an expansion. 1. It’s boring to me. 2. It takes time (of which I do not have). 3. I’d rather charge outrageous prices on the mats I gather while I level and sell them to people who 1. Don’t find trades boring. 2. Have a ton of time. 3. Don’t mind getting bent over by my rogue bank alt atop the Org Auction House and paying for 1 piece of cloth at a time.
I never really *need* money in WoW. I always have anywhere from 10-20k at any given time. I only try to “make” money when I need it and then it’s off to the auction house for a week and I’m flush again. I see no reason for me to perform an action that I don’t enjoy, in a video game I do enjoy, just to have a huge stockpile of make-believe gold that I’ll never spend. I just need enough to repair, raid, and support any new alts that I roll. Anything else is a waste to me.
“Or better yet a terminator,
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Try’n to play me out like as if my name was Sega.” -House of Pain
The Xbox 360 Kinect is a huge hit at our house. I have not tried it except to set it up for the wife and 2/3 kids. I will admit I don’t know what’s more exciting… laughing at my wife for almost falling over while playing it because she’s a klutz or channeling Benny Hill and leering at her “jiggly” bits as she dances and hops around. I hoped aloud to her that they make a stripping game for it. Naturally it would come with a pole.
In five years I will have the greatest video game collection in the world. It will look exactly like your collection does right now in the present. I have lots of theories. One of them being that women are only sexually appealing to me during the ages of 18-29 and then again at 45-60. And yet another, that a good game “today” will be a good game “tomorrow”.
Which is why I enjoy buying 3 new games for 30 bucks on eBay and putting them in a growing stack in the office cabinet to be played at a later date. I am not a “cheap” person. I have no problem playing good money for a good product. However due to the limiting factor in my life (which is my job and family sucking away my soul and destroying any semblance I had of self-awareness, until I am an empty husk fueled only by coffee with Splenda and a lingering hope that I will either die soon or endure until they all divorce me/move out.) I do not have a ton of time to play the newest hottest game.
Instead I am more inclined to be the guy that says “Man I just got Gears of War and it is a pretty cool game.” at a gamer gathering where everyone is wanking over Final Fantasy IVIVIXIXII for the Playstation 7.
I figure in about 10 years I’ll finally get to play all the discount PC and Xbox 360 games that I buy.
Maybe I’ll be fighting for life on my death-bed when I’m eighty (dear God I hope I don’t live that long) and the doctors will consult with my grieving kids…
Kids: “Is he getting worse doctor?”
Doc: “No he’s in bad shape but he’s still clinging on. He must be holding on because of your love and support.”
Me: *thinks* “Not really. I’d just really want to play that HALO: Reach game I bought 50 years ago. I only paid 10 bucks for it.”
Die. Just die.
And now for something negative.
I can’t stand you WoW players anymore.
You’ll level as fast as you can during an expansion which seems to be lacking depth. “I wuz 85 on the 2nd day lulz”.
You’ll soon outgear the only challenges you have now and then you’ll bitch about it. (And guaranteed half of you still won’t know how to “play” your class.)
Any new patched five mans will be “hard” at first then soon outgeared also.
You’ll rush to 85, raid, get stone walled on a “hard boss” and wail about how bored you are.
The end game has become the “game” now. Everything else just gets in the way.
You can’t have fun unless you hear a bell, see an achievement, win an item with a .5% upgrade, and be told “grats”.
Like a migrant worker you log in daily to farm mats because “hey it’s still playing WoW” and you’ll lament about how bored you are playing a FUCKING VIDEO GAME.
Here’s a thought. GO DO SOMETHING ELSE IF YOUR BORED. You can’t possibly have seen all the porn the internet has to offer.
Gah.
I don’t even like myself today.
Gonna go drink my coffee.
The Gray Place 
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